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S.R. Wild: Artist and Graphic Designer

Heaven in White River Junction

01:03
4
January
2009

Yesterday I went to the Main Street Museum in White River Junction. It is now one of my favorite places in Vermont… no, the world! Knowing that a place like this exists alone makes me happy; now after seeing it in person every cell in my body is ecstatic. There are so many interesting curios, knickknacks, remains, bits of ephemera, and other things. I hope… nay, I will live in a house like that with my wife someday. I wish I could write more, but I’m still trying to process it all and my brain isn’t working so well tonight. I also wish I had taken photographs, but it was dark inside and I was too excited to operate a camera. Luckily, Undead Molly, who kindly brought me to the museum yesterday, wrote about and posted photos of the museum on her blog over the summer. I will definitely go back to the museum soon.

I had never been to White River Junction and, as they say, it’s not so bad. It’s small, but there are some gems. Just walking around I got a good feeling about the town — which was more noticeable when we walked over to New Hampshire for dinner and that feeling was replaced by an uneasiness of sorts, but it went away when we returned to WRJ.

We stopped at Revolution, a small vintage clothing store of loveliness. They didn’t have much for the fella, especially a small one like me, but it must have been my lucky day because I found an awesome french cuff shirt made from black embroidered cotton. French cuff shirts are hard to find so I snatch them up whenever I find one — I have more cufflinks than shirts right now. I need to dress up more often so my cufflinks and sock garters can see some action.

One Hell of a Meat Show

23:13
11
May
2008

Last night I went to the Spielpalast Cabaret. It was fantastically sexy. Once again, the ladies (and fellas) put on a great show and the band was amazing. It was worth every penny. I highly recommended going. There are three more shows this week: Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

A couple friends came to town from New York to see the show. When they arrived, we went to Pho Dang for dinner — Vietnamese food, yum. We thought we had plenty of time, but when we returned to my hovel, I checked the tickets and they said the show started a 7:30. It was 7:08! We quickly put on our dapper attire and walked as fast as we could to City Hall. We arrived at 7:31, only to find a long line.

We finally went inside, but there wasn’t any room on the main floor so we had to sit in the balcony. The lights dimmed and I quivered in burlesque anticipation. The show began and I was transported to another time, filled with vises and sexual innuendos. My foot uncontrollable tapped to the music. I was sweating a bit — I don’t know if it was from the hot room or the dames.

After the first act, we were able to snag a table on the main floor. The show is much better when seen from there, you feel like you’re part of it. (My one suggestion is to get there early and get a table.) The second act was much stronger than the first, but that could have been due to the better view.

After the show — I wish it never ended — we went to a bar across the street for cocktails. As you may know, I rarely drink, but it was a special occasion. After a few drinks we went to another bar and then home.

It was a lovely night. It felt great to dress up and unwind with some old fashioned debauchery. I really needed the break. I should get out more.

When I woke up this morning… er, afternoon, my companions were gone. For a moment I thought the entire night was just a wonderful dream. Then I saw a note on my table, underneath my sock garters (I haven’t figured out what the last line says):

Note under sock garters

I didn’t take any photographs of the show (apparently there was a big sign that said “No Photos” that I didn’t see). However, I did take some here and there during the night:

In front of City Hall at Night Corner of North Winooski Ave. and Pearl St. at Night Miss Cherry from Window Knee Highs Miss Cherry and Pinky

Beside Myself

04:43
9
March
2008

Beside myself

I trudged through the frozen muck for a mile, crept down unlit streets, and arrived at an empty train yard. I found an unmarked door and went inside to a candlelit basement. It was the Spielpalast Cabaret fundraiser.

I briefly conversed with friends, acquaintances, and strangers (no eye contact equals no interest, move on) but spent most of the night lurking in the corner. I played roulette, repeatedly betting on odd; I won a lot of money then lost it. I saw a human cockfight and a striptease.

I trudged back home. The muck was more solid and the streets were lit this time. When I arrived home I was beside myself and tried to photograph it. It gave me an idea for a bipolar self-portrait.

I rarely go out anymore unless I can dress up and don’t have to drink to enjoy it (I have a two drink maximum).

Halloween at the G-spot

22:05
28
October
2007

Here’s some photos from last night’s Halloween shindig at Lisa G’s.

Bird Lady Scary Clown Sad Clown Big balls, saggy breasts Creepy Doll Another Creepy Doll Audrey Hepburn Scary Lady or Something Yeti Eating Cake Vacuuming Cop Unhappy Miss Cherry and S.R. Wild

Sorry, we don’t do happy.

Truck Stop Hooker Trucker and Truck Stop Hooker Trucker Drinking Bleach

After kissing a dirty truck stop hooker, I’d rinse my mouth out with bleach too.

S.R. Wild and Miss Cherry Dancing

I don’t know if you’d call it dancing, but there was a lot of it.

Too Damn Cute

Found Onion

22:32
12
September
2007

This Saturday has the potential to be the greatest day ever. Not only am I going to The Third Annual State of the Onion Address, before that, I’m going to see Found Magazine‘s There Goes the Neighborhood Tour. Wow, Found Magazine and The Onion on the same night. My pleasure circuits might overload.

More Comic Book Party

16:23
13
June
2007

Check out more photos from last weekend’s extravaganza on Pat’s Picasa thingamajig. There’s one of me hidden in there (don’t ask what I’m doing or what I was).

Comic Book Party

00:03
10
June
2007

Here are some photos from last night.

Comic Book Party 1 Comic Book Party 3 Comic Book Party 4 Comic Book Party 5 Comic Book Party 6 Comic Book Party 8 Comic Book Party 8 Comic Book Party 9 Comic Book Party 10 Comic Book Party 11 Comic Book Party 12 Comic Book Party 13 Comic Book Party 14 Comic Book Party 15 Comic Book Party 16 Comic Book Party 17