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S.R. Wild › Blog › Holidays

S.R. Wild: Artist and Graphic Designer

Wee Black Tree

18:52
25
December
2008

2008 Christmas tree

This is as close as I’ll ever get to having a Christmas tree.

The Junky's Christmas

22:57
23
December
2008

As you have probably guessed, I don’t particularly fancy Christmas tales, but I like this one:

PART I

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PART II
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All of us here at S.R. Wild Industries hope you and your loved ones score an immaculate fix this Christmas.

Office Holidays

14:15
14
December
2008

tongue on poll

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Here are my coworkers and myself on this year’s Christmas… er, holiday card. I took all of my coworkers’ photos and a coworker manipulated them to perfection. Yes, my tongue is really that long.

Friday night was the office Christmas party. I had a good ol’ time. I dressed up in my dandiest garb and had a few very dirty martinis. The best part is I didn’t go alone this year, I had a hot date: the stunning Undead Molly (sorry your car got toad).

Happy Turkey

17:21
28
November
2008

turkey

Happy Merry Joyous Thanksgiving!

Since my biological family is spread out all over the country and meet in an undisclosed location somewhere down south for the holidays, I usually don’t have anywhere to go. For Thanksgiving this year the awesome, gracious gal Undead Molly and her nice parents were ever so kind to invite me over to eat a lot of food and talk about serial killers, Satanism, and other interesting topics. Thank you very much Hodgdons.

I am thankful for many things this year: my friends; Magpie; having a job that is interesting and allows me to afford food, a warm place to live, and all those things that occupy my mind and keep me somewhat sane; my iMac; the Internet; junk and antique stores; and you, my dear readers.

Vietnamese Easter

20:31
23
March
2008

Apparently today is Easter and everything is closed. Thankfully, the Vietnamese don’t celebrate it either or I would have been hungry and frustrated. I was able to get supplies at the Vietnamese market that’s extremely close to my apartment and I got dinner at Pho Dang — I love that place. Ah yes, I’m full and very satisfied. Now, if I only had a Vietnamese movie to watch, today would have a theme. Instead, I’m going to watch Vertigo (San Francisco is on the way to Vietnam from here), Dr. Strangelove (no connection, other than war), or Trailer Park Boys (absolutely no connection to Vietnam).

Happy Merry Christmas!

22:12
25
December
2007

Spraypainting on the side of a cabin in PJs

That’s me on the holiday card from work.

I did a lot in celebration of today’s holiday: slept in really late, ate a lot of food, took a nap, watched Children of Men (my favorite Christmas movie that has nothing to do with Christmas), and did not get dressed.

Happy Merry Christmas Everybody!

Thanksgiving Prayer

20:19
20
November
2007

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